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Gunny Ermey's Reveille Alarm

NOW HEAR THIS! Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee E...

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NOW HEAR THIS!

Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunnery
Sergeant R. Lee Ermey's Reveille Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream
at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the
Gunny's faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard
some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up in
the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you every morning
to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! The alarm will continue to sound until you Dismiss
it. Of course it has a Snooze button on it, TWINKLETOES, but I don't want to
see you use it or I will have you doing PUSH-UPS until you puke buttermilk!


The Gunny's Reveille has a nice display that shows the time in either plain
civilian time or good ol' military time. Either way, the Gunny will surely get
you up and have you fully MOTIVATED to start your day off. You can square away
those who are less MOTIVATED than you are, too. Simply show them the Gunny's
Reveille App and tell them they are a PANTYWAIST if they don't install it and
use it every day for the rest of their life! And if they don't, you simply set
your phone near them with the alarm set to go off every hour until they go get
the app too!


The former Marines we have asked to preview this app say it makes them feel
like they are back in boot camp when they got their morning wake up from their
FAVORITE Drill Instructor. The other military people we asked to preview it
said it made them wish they had the Gunny to wake them when they were in boot
camp. Now is your chance to have him wake YOU up each morning.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!!


May be too much for sensitive ears.


SEMPER FI!

Gunny Ermey

www.rleeermey.com


NOTE: Volume is limited to the device's capability. Make sure your volume is
set to its highest setting for best performance. The app is designed to be a
"night alarm clock" that can sit by your bed with the clock showing and the
device plugged in to preserve battery power.


* Please report all errors and crashes before leaving negative feedback. The Gunny doesn't like cry babies that can't take the time to report problems first. Don't be a cry baby or the Gunny may show up at your door and choke you until your eyes pop out!

Store rating

3

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23 reviews

Last update

Feb. 15, 2013

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